Does anyone in washington know any good open mics I can perform stand up comedy between June 5th to June 10th? Bellingham or Seattle are fine locations.
I arrive LAX at Tuesday June 26 at 1:15 PM
You got that Todd?! I know it could be easier to message you but I’m just going to have you read this.
I leave LAX at 1:10 PM on July 1
But my departure ticket hasn’t been purchased.
What if I never had to buy one?
I just stayed in California for the rest of my life
=D
Who am I allowed to kiss at VidCon
My kiss rates:
Attractive single women with large breast: Free
Everyone else: $10,000
George W. Bush
Illegal immigrants crossing the border
Airports and flying
online dating
Facebook
Feel free to add to the list
Bruce Wayne / Batman Has a Conversation With Himself (by loomyaire)
Christopher Nolan needs to add a scene like this into Dark Knight Rises.
I like how they don’t notice the voices sound EXACTLY the same

