I am your host Colson. I perform stand up comedy and make youtube videos in Atlanta, Georgia. Friends describe me as a cartoon character come to life.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
don’t we all Spongebob
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Show this to foreigners when they ask what America is like.
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When proposing to your girl, don’t go to Jared’s. instead, get her a nice pair of Crocs. All her friends will be jealous!
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
You aren’t true friends with someone until you snapchatted them while poopin
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that being said colson did make me ride every ride at disneyland alone EVEN ON 3 PERSON ONES while he and lindsey sat next to each other SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo i mean was my splashing him really unjustified? i think not.
the longest, sweetest joke of my life. When I look back on my life, I will just laugh and laugh and laugh about how Sophia looked like she had no friends to ride with at Disneyland. :’D
The Fault in our Stairs: A memoir of a disabled person
Game of thrones develops more and more as the show goes on. Things get messy and characters go ape shit. I think Game of Thrones is something you love or you don’t. My little brother watched 6 episodes and didn’t care much for it. He loves Lord of the Rings too so it’s strange to me. It’s a medieval fantasy drama that has complex story lines and lots and lots of sex. Not complain’ about a thing. Well, my only complaint is that the characters don’t slap Joffrey enough.
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
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