F Sexy time with Semicolson

Hello, I am your host Mr. Colson and this is my blog. A little info about me, I am a stand up comedian, a Youtuber, and student. Currently, I am attending the University of Georgia. I happen to be hard of hearing and I have a video series about life wearing hearing aids. You should check out my series if you know what dreams are made of. Enjoy your stay here on my blog!

 

Good guy Chris Gethard responding to fans like me! :D

Good guy Chris Gethard responding to fans like me! :D

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain: the Avril Lavigne story.

I have a pin board dedicated to the aesthetics of smoking cigarettes on Pinterest. Augustus Waters would be proud of all the metaphors I’ve been pinning.

My Comedy Album by Chris Gethard

thechrisgethardshow:

My album is officially out! Thank you to all the TCGS fans who have put me in a place where things like this are possible for me. You guys always have my back hard. I hope you enjoy this, and I always hope to make you proud. - Geth

battledad:

Is there a traditional Easter song?  If so someone should mash it up with a new Kanye West song and call it Yeezter.