I am your host Colson. I perform stand up comedy and make youtube videos in Atlanta, Georgia. Friends describe me as a cartoon character come to life.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “Dragon of the West”?He’s the biggest badass in the show
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
Yeezus is our lord and savior
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light
Bmo (via ayoastronaut)
Senior superlative: sending n00bz to the Shadow Realm daily
LEGO unveils a full size Star Wars X-wing, the largest LEGO model in history
Earlier today, LEGO unveiled a gigantic, full scale model of a Star Wars X-wing, and at 11 feet tall and 43 feet long, using over 5.3 million bricks, it’s the largest LEGO model ever created.
i haz nerdgasmd 2 ded
Whoa…
Holy bananas
THAT IS BITCHIN’
(Source: halloweenmermaid)
THIS SUMMER
*sigh*
It’s going to be a busy summer for me. I have a lot of things on my plate.
1) moving to Athens
2) 15 hours(7 classes) during summer session
3) working(school fucks with my working schedule a little bit so I’ll be making a little less money)
I’m horrible with time management but I’m going to have to buckle down and endure a mountain of homework everyday. I feel like I don’t deserve the opportunity to get into UGA and so I must work hard because I have been given a chance. I fucked around for a few semesters, only taking 3 classes. i had to retake a class and took A class i didnt need. it’s important i finish up the first two years on time. I’m taking all of these classes for the summer so I can have my Associate’s Degree before I go to UGA. Having an Associate degree would be a pretty big deal because perhaps that means I’d be in the 20% of people from my hometown with a degree. When I get to UGA, I want to be studying the things I want to study and not be burdened with taking a science and a lab. So yeah, it’s not gonna be an easy carefree summer for me. It’s gonna be a lot of work. This life ain’t for the weak.
Classes:
Astronomy lecture & lab
Weight training
World lit I
Creative writing (online)
Life choices(online)
Aesthetics of western civilization III
looking for friends to learn how to freestyle rap with me
Must know how to speak
I don’t know if it’s possible to freestyle in sign language
Nor would many people understand
Though if it WERE possible, it’d be dope seeing those hands fly
(Source: findingbulletville)
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No one is ready for the coming of Yeezus
(Source: sound-track-2-my-life)
I thought it was weird, when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary.
(Source: secretariats)
Freeway bridge collapses into Washington river
AP: A major freeway bridge in Skagit County, Washington, collapsed Thursday night, dumping people and cars into water.
The portion four-lane Interstate-5 bridge that passes over Skagit River fell about 40 feet into the water at around 7 p.m. local time. The Skagit Valley Sheriff Department initially reported three people were rescued from water.
The bridge is a steel-truss bridge with a sufficiency rating of 57.4 out of 100, according to federal records.
Photo: North end of the I-5 bridge over Skagit River collapsed Thursday night. (Gina Cole / Skagit Valley Herald)
My uncle and his girlfriend crossed this bridge five minutes before it collapsed. I’m glad they’re ok.
