I am your host Colson. I perform stand up comedy and make youtube videos in Atlanta, Georgia. Friends describe me as a cartoon character come to life.
semicool semiserious, semiprofessional,
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
Yeezus is our lord and savior
Bmo (via ayoastronaut)
Senior superlative: sending n00bz to the Shadow Realm daily
Earlier today, LEGO unveiled a gigantic, full scale model of a Star Wars X-wing, and at 11 feet tall and 43 feet long, using over 5.3 million bricks, it’s the largest LEGO model ever created.
i haz nerdgasmd 2 ded
THAT IS BITCHIN’
It’s going to be a busy summer for me. I have a lot of things on my plate.
1) moving to Athens
2) 15 hours(7 classes) during summer session
3) working(school fucks with my working schedule a little bit so I’ll be making a little less money)
I’m horrible with time management but I’m going to have to buckle down and endure a mountain of homework everyday. I feel like I don’t deserve the opportunity to get into UGA and so I must work hard because I have been given a chance. I fucked around for a few semesters, only taking 3 classes. i had to retake a class and took A class i didnt need. it’s important i finish up the first two years on time. I’m taking all of these classes for the summer so I can have my Associate’s Degree before I go to UGA. Having an Associate degree would be a pretty big deal because perhaps that means I’d be in the 20% of people from my hometown with a degree. When I get to UGA, I want to be studying the things I want to study and not be burdened with taking a science and a lab. So yeah, it’s not gonna be an easy carefree summer for me. It’s gonna be a lot of work. This life ain’t for the weak.
Astronomy lecture & lab
World lit I
Creative writing (online)
Aesthetics of western civilization III
looking for friends to learn how to freestyle rap with me
Must know how to speak
I don’t know if it’s possible to freestyle in sign language
Nor would many people understand
Though if it WERE possible, it’d be dope seeing those hands fly