F Sexy time with Semicolson

Hello, I am your host Mr. Colson and this is my blog. A little info about me, I am a stand up comedian, a Youtuber, and student. Currently, I am attending the University of Georgia. I happen to be hard of hearing and I have a video series about life wearing hearing aids. You should check out my series if you know what dreams are made of. Enjoy your stay here on my blog!


My friend is at Wondercon and got to toss around the football with The Room’s Tommy Wisseau. I have never been more jealous in my life.

Dogs can’t play poker in real life.


Dogs can’t play poker in real life.


Anonymous asked
You inspire me dude, and you are so fucking hot

I take this as your acceptance of me as your new dictator. I am your new ruler, obey me you proletariat peasant.

Interviewer: You once said that it was unfortunate your stepfather died before you had the chance to kill him. Why did you want to kill him?

Vince: The way he beat my mom, you know, and the way he treated me. I never gave up. My philosophy, that I learned probably then, is that in a fight of any kind, if I’m not dead.. I win. And he used to beat me unmercifully.

(Source: bryansbeard)



He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?


"Have you ever posed for an artist?"

Richard is my favorite

I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something really wrong with you.

Stephen King (via gamefacesmart)