February 2012
My serious blog is awesome.
You guys are missing out.
sodaxfizz asked: holy shit no way i work there too! :O im surprised i haven't run into you
sodaxfizz asked: so where do you work?
michaelmidnight replied to your post: Attention motherfuckers! (and others…)
Wait. Just an iPhone 4 or the 4S?
Iphone 4.
The 4S is not worth it for me.
Attention motherfuckers! (and others...)
I got a raise at work so I’ll be adopting the Tom Haverford mantra:
“TREAT YO’SELF!”
I’m treating myself to finally getting an iPhone 4
Yay materialism. Hooray capitalism! If I didn’t get this iPhone, those underpaid factory workers in China wouldn’t have a purpose in life and would be out of a job.
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You guys are bad influences on me
You guys encourage me to make up comical sexual fantasies and retarded faces.
It distracted me for a very long time.
I was suppose to do some reading for a 1 PM class tomorrow. Now I might actually have to wake up before noon to finish reading!
I might have to wake up at 11 AM or, god forbid, 10 AM
*gasp*
God! This is the worst.
You guys are what we call “the wrong crowd”.
sodaxfizz asked: is that a skrillex shirt you are wearing sir?
Anonymous asked: i agree you should really but more of your face out there on the interwebs. -abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Anonymous asked: yes colson. keep the faces coming :D
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I wonder after all these years, is Becky still...
Anonymous asked: Wasn't Willy Wonka the one who inadvertently turned several children into candy? Of course he'd approve. He'd ADVOCATE.
Anonymous asked: mmm look at that face -E
tumblingalma asked: Do you ever just turn off your hearing aids because you're tired of listening to people? I do it all the time with my parents and in class and I was wondering if I was the only one..
Anonymous asked: And now anyone can sign their anons with -E, and you'll be none the wiser.
Anonymous asked: then i suppose it runs in the family
Anonymous asked: bwahahaha okay im done. ur blog has crossed the line of too creepy XD -E
Anonymous asked: you got the looks. now the only thing is question is what you've been endowed with and your talent in using it ;) -E
Anonymous asked: oh i've also decided to start signing my anon post with an -E so you the other anons can't soil my good name. (and honestly i think the sans hearing aid foreplay would be hilarious and sexy at the same time. just like you ;))
Anonymous asked: well then you're fucked. just become an accountant.
Anonymous asked: being a comedian in an adult film. crack jokes while pounding dat ass. you'd make millions
Anonymous asked: i'd watch it
Anonymous asked: well im not a red but i still think i can find room on that bed. even if it means folding ur laundry first XD -E
Anonymous asked: you can use folding the laundry as a type of foreplay!
wolfdonewrong asked: <333333
Anonymous asked: well then call me a communist animal because cuddling rocks
Anonymous asked: or original confessions consisted of taking out ur hearing aids and whispering dirty things in your ears. if heard me right you would get a reward ;) and i bet you love to cuddle so stfu
Anonymous asked: my first confession was dirty, but they didn't use it XD. #1 take out ur hearing aids so you wont be deafened by my screams of pleasure during "sexy time with semicolson" #2 commence the please to the doctor who theme song so you get mad. angry sex is fun ;) #3 cuddle. fuck you i like to cuddle okay? >:P
Anonymous asked: I don't know about other people, But I prefer to make my babies out of chocolate so i can eat them.
Anonymous asked: sorry im not dirty enough. but hey think of it this way. gotta do dirty things to make a baby ;)
Anonymous asked: I was going to send in a ditrybloggerconfession because you expected it to be dirtier,but I feel wrong typing this.I'll just leave it in your ask and have you decide if you want to post this. "I've always wanted to tie Colson up in a wheelchair and smother him in nutella, then lick it all off his elbows. Then I want him to jump from his wheel chair and say 'praise the lord! I...
