April 2012
okay fine. just the sandwich then. girl is just trying to make a nice gesture and what does she get. comedy. ew girls dont like comedy
Girls like funny guys but they don’t like comedy. No one gets into comedy for the bitches.
well played sir. i give you your HAM sandwich and a gold star. enjoy
stars are made of gas. how could a star be made of gold? If the sun was made of gold, we would all be dead. No, I would not enjoy a star being gold but the Hard As a Motherfucker sandwich would make the earth’s death a little more enjoyable.
do you prefer ham or turkey sandwiches?
I prefer my sandwiches to go Hard As a Motherfucker.
They make elephant poop paper.
I would write a letter to the President with that elephant poop paper. It would say encouraging and happy things in it but I like the idea of tricking the President into touching animal poop.
You're so silly, sir! I quite like you! x)
I like you as a friend. Or even an acquaintance! How about a classmate? Or just someone you try to avoid meeting eyes in the hallways, so you just look at the ground? Anyone of these are acceptable.
mitch headburg died on my 12th birthday. that hurts my soul to know
So you are to blame for the death of comedy.
Good job.
you troll sir >.<'
Sir is reserved for those who are knighted. Why would the Queen knight a hideous creature that lives under a bridge known as the troll?! Honestly, your logic baffles me.
Colson’s Ass Brigade
The only Ass Brigade there is belongs to Average
i have no idea how to ask the question without you being a smart ass. damn your comedic personality
My ass has an IQ of 100. I’m not so sure that is considered smart as it is considered average intelligence.
im glad you dont have sexual intercourse while at work. otherwise i could say you were a prostitute. (being paid for sex and all). and i apologize for not knowing black market values sir.... what is required of you at your job?
I think you answered the question. To not have sex with people or inanimate objects is what I’m required at my job.
I'm uploading a video my friend Royce and I made after we made Duck Face
- It’ll be up in 50 minutes on RollsRoyce09 ’s Youtube channel
why would elephant poop be valuable? and what exactly do you do at work?
Why would elephant poop NOT be valuable? Are you an expert on the Black Market? Didn’t think so. I’m not allowed to do anything or anyone at work because of sexual harassment laws. Bummer!
What kind of superhero would you be, and who would be your sidekick?
I’d be a superhero with questionable morals and my sidekick would be nickel boy. He throws nickels at you and if you repeat things a lot, he’ll give you a nickel.
hi colson. how's work going for you?
It’s going like a Elephants poops. It’s stinks and there is a lot of it. Some people may find it very valuable.
What's your relationship with your family like?
I like them but I don’t like like them. I wouldn’t ask them to prom or anything.
