I was going to send in a ditrybloggerconfession because you expected it to be dirtier,but I feel wrong typing this.I'll just leave it in your ask and have you decide if you want to post this. "I've always wanted to tie Colson up in a wheelchair and smother him in nutella, then lick it all off his elbows. Then I want him to jump from his wheel chair and say 'praise the lord! I CAN NOW HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Then I want him to pin me down to the table and do me like homework... long and hard."
Anonymous

That’s the spirit!

Keep ‘em coming.

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