Attention motherfuckers! (and others…)

I got a raise at work so I’ll be adopting the Tom Haverford mantra:


“TREAT YO’SELF!”


I’m treating myself to finally getting an iPhone 4

Yay materialism. 

 Hooray capitalism!

If I didn’t get this iPhone, those underpaid factory workers in China wouldn’t have a purpose in life and would be out of a job. 

  1. michaelmidnight said: Wait. Just an iPhone 4 or the 4S?
  2. sodaxfizz said: i would like to be considered under the “others”
  3. irsawesum said: Sounds like you should get a dog.
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